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did-you-kno: Source

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beben-eleben: There once was a young boy with a very bad...

Wed, 15 May 2013 21:40:40 -0700

beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

desolve: It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change...

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:40:59 -0700

desolve:

It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

Epilogue:

There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can’t buy.
‘Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .’

The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.

huyenlam: overall-insane476: ask-dj-melod3-and-harmony: master...

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:46:50 -0700

huyenlam:

overall-insane476:

ask-dj-melod3-and-harmony:

masterjon902:

askgamerpinkameana:

babymounsta:

My childhood is over.

The Tom and Jerry one killed mine

Last one “so shes a weeping angel?”

i hated that episode, but i didn’t even know until now. o.O

Fuck….

this is probably the most fucked up shit i read on tumblr. way to ruin my childhood ..

h1ghxlife: Cyndee May <3

Mon, 13 May 2013 21:11:28 -0700

h1ghxlife:

Cyndee May <3

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You: "Everybody shut up." picks up phone "Hey mum."

Sat, 11 May 2013 18:44:08 -0700

You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

bloody-hale: ameliastrehler: Hey, this is my butt! A very...

Thu, 09 May 2013 12:03:40 -0700

bloody-hale:

ameliastrehler:

Hey, this is my butt!

A very nice butt too

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Thu, 09 May 2013 12:01:45 -0700

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daanielbaole:

aznpanda143:

crystalthepanda:

daanielbaole:

aznpanda143:

crystalthepanda:

daanielbaole:

crystalthepanda:

daanielbaole:

aznpanda143:

crystalthepanda:

jarrellx:

Lip biting

Ya’ll Lost

I WON. YOU LOOSE

Aint got shit on me

GET ON MY LEVEL.

GET ON MY LEVEL.

I’ll be right back, This isn’t over yo._.

You just scared

gettingahealthybody: thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab?...

Wed, 08 May 2013 12:47:59 -0700

gettingahealthybody:

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

The best post on tumblr.

hplyrikz: The best quotes on Tumblr.

Mon, 06 May 2013 11:08:21 -0700

hplyrikz:

The best quotes on Tumblr.

"No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw themselves..."

Mon, 06 May 2013 10:41:18 -0700

“No need for revenge. Just sit back and wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw themselves over because karma is a bitch.”

- (via kalvinliang)

Ever noticed how your body is trying to keep you safe?

Sun, 05 May 2013 22:35:15 -0700

tits-n-t4ts:

dangergays:

When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain

Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.

When you want to tear open your skin

Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.

When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough

Your stomach contracts to get rid of them

Because your body

Wants you

To live.

This is literally the best thing I’ve read this year